shes-universal
totallyswifted:

jencita:

swiftdisposition13:

I wonder if Taylor is the teamster, and also fuck Joan Rivers


Via ohsoswiftly: apparently Joan Rivers said something so bad in her new book about Taylor that it’s unprintable in online stories. She also talked smack on Lena Dunham.

one of the things she said was “taylor swift clloses her legs more than anyone. If she’s going to sleep with 9 guys in 9 months, she should at least douche. this is some grandmotherly advice.” 

^thats like the amount of “people she slept with” shes had in her lifetime so…

totallyswifted:

jencita:

swiftdisposition13:

I wonder if Taylor is the teamster, and also fuck Joan Rivers

Via ohsoswiftly: apparently Joan Rivers said something so bad in her new book about Taylor that it’s unprintable in online stories. She also talked smack on Lena Dunham.

one of the things she said was “taylor swift clloses her legs more than anyone. If she’s going to sleep with 9 guys in 9 months, she should at least douche. this is some grandmotherly advice.”

^thats like the amount of “people she slept with” shes had in her lifetime so…

shes-universal
totallyswifted:

jencita:

swiftdisposition13:

I wonder if Taylor is the teamster, and also fuck Joan Rivers


Via ohsoswiftly: apparently Joan Rivers said something so bad in her new book about Taylor that it’s unprintable in online stories. She also talked smack on Lena Dunham.

one of the things she said was “taylor swift clloses her legs more than anyone. If she’s going to sleep with 9 guys in 9 months, she should at least douche. this is some grandmotherly advice.” 

^thats like the amount of “people she slept with” shes had in her lifetime so…

totallyswifted:

jencita:

swiftdisposition13:

I wonder if Taylor is the teamster, and also fuck Joan Rivers

Via ohsoswiftly: apparently Joan Rivers said something so bad in her new book about Taylor that it’s unprintable in online stories. She also talked smack on Lena Dunham.

one of the things she said was “taylor swift clloses her legs more than anyone. If she’s going to sleep with 9 guys in 9 months, she should at least douche. this is some grandmotherly advice.”

^thats like the amount of “people she slept with” shes had in her lifetime so…

I WAS SO SCARED

Im so glad you didn’t leave me. I was so scared and sad and I couldn’t help but cry. When you told me you flushed your blades, I was so happy. And I don’t know what that message meant… but if it meant you weren’t going to like talk to me or whatever, that’s fine. I just need to know that you are okay. Just know I will always be there for you.

lexswift

captaingrumpycub:

iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

Just found this in my likes, reblogging necessary for dandalf-thegay.

Things like these are why I came to tumblr